Saturday, May 7, 2011

Awesomely Bad Analogies

So I stumbled across this today:

56 worst/best analogies of high school students

High school teachers submitted the worst analogies they had seen in their students' assignments. Some of them are obviously meant to be a joke. Others... it's not so clear. Some favorites:

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

He was as bald as one of the Three Stooges, either Curly or Larry, you know, the one who goes woo woo woo.


I laughed so hard I cried. Alone. In the law school clinic office. Freezing cold. Surrounded by evidence outlines. It was a real highlow.

I'll leave you with this awesome song courtesy of my friend Krishna. AK and I are hosting a fiesta on Thursday and this will def be on the playlist.
Drake vs. M.I.A. vs. AR Rahman

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